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Your iPhone Never Sleeps As Neither Do I By John Patrick Robbins

They say Google is always listening as it consorts with Facebook; apparently they’re cyberbros. As you will see evidence from the ads that generate as you scroll, like, and share memes like the brain dead zombies you truly are. But I find it odd that never once have I seen ads for grave robbing or serial killing or mass murders at open mics or Winnie the Pooh. Not even once. With that said, I'm officially off social media! Because I'm driving to get me a brand new iPhone. I mean, I had to sell a kidney to afford it. Good thing it wasn't mine. Waste not, want not. Ciao. Bio 669 John Patrick Robbins is the owner of an elitist cemetery franchise, for even as you decompose, there is a six-year waiting list. He hates humanity but loves fast food and sluts.  He has been most recently published on Interpol for his favorite hobby, serial killing. He collects fine wines that he drinks from the skulls of rejected writers and enemies alike. Mmmmmmmm tasty. He also has a master's d

Whenever I Believe I Miss You By JPR

Poetry by Alexis Child

Corpse Grinder by Alexis Child

Sometimes Between Drinks Me Thinks by John Patrick Robbins

SEX, ALIENS & DESTRUCTION By R.M. Engelhardt

Lost in Transmission By *(Matthew Bowers)*~93

Three Years ago By Rp Verlaine

To The Best I Never Had By John Patrick Robbins

The Keep By *(Matthew Bowers)*~93

ALL THE POETS ARE BASTARDS ... By R.M. Engelhardt

angelboy By Kevin M. Hibshman

ironic By Jck Hnry